Victoria Day Holiday

Hi all! The season to sumo is upon us, so we'd like to announce our "Ultimate Sumovore Bundles"! Get an award-winning Sumovore, upgraded GMTT traction tires, and a new set of brains to really tweak it out, and save a few bucks! See the features listed below for details. Get it now, or resort to […]

Talk about yam fries. They are an unknown phenomenon. They appear on their own and disappear into nothing, some faster than others. 50 grams eaten at night turn into 3 kilos of chub the next day. Astrophysicists refuse to comment on this gravitational anomaly. But fries are even more dangerous than black holes. To neutralize […]

Did we forget to mention that we're currently closed for Canada Day? I think we did. So, yeah. We're not really around for the rest of today, but we'll be back in action tomorrow to return phone calls and emails and ship your orders. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to […]

Would you like to see what we have on sale? Or what is the newest addition to our BEAM stores? Check it out in our New Item and Sale Item pages!There are a few new links that will point you to these pages too, you'll see them on the Products sidebar and at the top […]