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Solarbotics is presently soliciting resumés from qualified persons for a position to address specific in-house projects and utilities.  Candidates must have the following abilities: PHP or Perl programming Experience with Microsoft ASP SQL Database management Windows 2000 Server / IIS5 management Be local to the Calgary area (yes, we mean it. No exceptions. Don't even […]

Today I wanted to share a how-to of one of my projects with you. So once I had some cats. And an extra apple tree. And I wanted to be noticed in the dark. So I made some fruit batteries out of apples and attached them to the running jacket. This way I could burn […]

I've been wanting to post in limerick, and today I think I'll give it a kick. My co-workers think it's dumb, but I think it's kinda fun. And I'm sure it'll turn out quite slick. In order to avoid some tough restrictions, I won't use limerick for product descriptions. It'd also make some people sick, […]

Hello everyone, today I'll be your guest Russian host. Here's your new product, look at it and leave me alone! I'm busy eating vodka and drinking borscht. In the dacha. After the banya. (Is that good enough for Russian stereotypes?) Right about now the most observant of you might notice that something is wrong with […]