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So, I writes this book, see? And it sells pretty good, so in November, I orders more books, see? And they says "HEY! We gots none left - calm down, we're printing more". So, I sits and waits, and FINALLY they comes in! Here's the great part: It looks like this is the new printing, […]

Now why would we schedule interruptions? Umm... because it gives us time to enjoy a cookie and milk without the phone ringing. Every accidentally dip your headset mic into a glass of milk? It starts to smell funky in a day or two... Anyway, it isn't really our fault - it's just some local infrastructure […]

Would you like to see what we have on sale? Or what is the newest addition to our BEAM stores? Check it out in our New Item and Sale Item pages!There are a few new links that will point you to these pages too, you'll see them on the Products sidebar and at the top […]

This may come as a bit of a shock to you, but the hands that package your orders actually belong to humans. Sure, we may be a robot company, but robo-hands just aren't quite up to spec for what we need to do. So for the moment we're staffed by a contingent of mortals, and […]